A friend recently gave this vital lesson of survival for all the new joinees in the corporate world. It might be cliche'd for veterans but should atleast be the corporeal first aid kit for the freshers :D Read below and if you find it useful let me know i'll convey your regards to him!
TKNC: Table ke neeche chupna(hiding)
It is a very handy and unique concept. By using this one can very easily deceive their Boss’ in believing that hum log bahut busy hai…thus making sure ke kuch aur kaam na mil jaaye. For this chup-chaap office aao, dheere se apne friends ke saath mail-baazi karo …aur jab junta kat rahi ho toh bheed mein ghar katlo…But dhyan rahe, boss ko ek bhi mail nahin maarne ka….boss ko aisa feel karwao ki tum exist nahin kurtey ho but actually it’s the other way round tumhaare liye boss exist nahin kurta hai :D
Bhoolke bhi apne boss ko apna cell no. nahin dene ka…(unfortunately inspite of being a veteran i gave it on the first day itself so dont get carried away :P) If it's very important and urgent toh let him email to your id …why unnecessarily give ur personal cell no. to any anjaan person!!!! Woh alag baat hai ki uske liye apni hazaaron mails mein tumhaara id dhoondna is next to impossible! :)
Crucial Caveat: By all means make ur presence felt in the HR dept, kahin woh tumhe na bhool jaaye stipend ke liye!! So Rule1-TKNC mein bas 2 stakeholders hai "HR dept" n "U"!!!!
~I think i have quite a few jem of friends like these so many more corporate rules may follow and i would finally complete my post MBA with honors :)
P.S. The prestige act of the above narration by my friend to me is that this sermon was given to me when i was doing his boss's job while he was ofcourse applying TKNC and i was... DUMB ME!! :( And to add salt to wound stipend ab tak nahin mila hai...
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abe sahi mein chipka di!! :)
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